“I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.”
— Imelda Marcos (via giovannafletcher1)

giovannafletcher1:

Just stumbled across this and it melted my heart… xx

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via trees-a-crowd)

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.”

Q

Anonymous asked:

Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

A

skiptheyouth:

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

(via curiousjoshonfire)

cleancupcleancupcleancupmovedown:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by
quick wave at the boss

This is tooo adorable

cleancupcleancupcleancupmovedown:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

This is tooo adorable

(via curiousjoshonfire)